with a gun and a pack of sandwiches.

2010

December
November
October
September
August
July
June
May
April
March 33
February 131
January 205

2009

December 306
November 358
October 230
September 182
August 300
July 89
June 15
May 3
April
March
February
January

fantastic mr. fox

mr fox: give me a blueberry
mole: what?
mr fox: blueberry
mole: you didn't say!
mr.fox: you forgot the blueberry?
mr fox: i did say it!
mr fox: i wrote it on your paw
fox jr: yeah, it's written...
fox jr: what's that white thing around his mouth?
mole: i think he eats soap.
mr fox: that's not soap.
Mar 11th

reason my flight(ua6218) is delayed

because they have to replace a part on the plain. hahaha
Mar 11th

dubstep!

simon: should we dubstep it?
me: yeah, man! all the way.
simon: i should facebook that.
me: how about tumblr, it's better!
simon: what's tumblr?
....
Mar 9th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-3-7)
Mar 9th
on *hold* with the Connecticut Department of Motor Vehicle!
Mar 8th
(via threeframes)
Mar 8th
mmm
Mar 8th
my battery is low :(
Mar 4th

white plains airport

waiting for my flight to begin boarding at 2:30 flight 4315 to philly then from there off to...
Mar 4th
never in the history of gay bingo has anyone won twice in a...
Mar 4th
“I just woke up with a limp bizkit song stuck in my head”
— knight weight
Mar 3rd
Mar 3rd
Mar 3rd

two guys had this conversation in front...

guyA: see the bus is coming!
guyB: what are you talking about? you need glasses
guyA: dont make me take out my glasses!
guyB: that's a delivery truck
guyA: a delivery truck that delivers people from stop to stop!
me: hahahaha!!!!
Mar 3rd
carrot raisin cookie
Mar 3rd

formspring.me

fuck you 8=D Ask me anything
Mar 3rd

formspring.me

festa na casa do francisco??(gabriel) wooo!!! você pode ser DJ, você tem que...
Mar 3rd

formspring.me

Love your picture. thank you! Ask me anything
Mar 3rd

formspring.me

Jesus Te ama! Jesus é um homossexual!!! HUAHUAHAUHAU <3 Ask me anything
Mar 3rd

formspring.me

ql eo nome do câo q esta na foto? Fanta! Ask me anything
Mar 3rd
GPOYW: I wont be here tomorrow, so I’ll do it tonight...
Mar 3rd
Watch Watch
today i got locked out on a rooftop at work it wasn’t nice, because it was soooo cold up...
Mar 3rd
i love the yankees! haha i wonder which arcade...
Mar 2nd
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-2-28)
Mar 2nd

formspring.me

How much do you think a one bedroom studio costs on the tea leaf planet these days? ...
Mar 2nd

formspring.me

todo francisco é bonito? thank you! Ask me anything
Mar 2nd

formspring.me

tem certeza que nao é sexta feira? Tenho certeza de que é terça-feira agora. ...
Mar 2nd

formspring.me

voce é brasileiro?? Chileno! Ask me anything
Mar 2nd

formspring.me

fuck you i wanted to use your account name and i couldnt because you already use it. ...
Mar 2nd
Tonight’s Movie!
Mar 2nd
avocadosalad: Taking this one to a different level.
Mar 1st
Listen Listen
The Cure, Cloudberry (Lost Wishes, 1991)
Mar 1st

word of the day

an·drog·y·nous    [an-droj-uh-nuhs] –adjective1.being both male and female; hermaphroditic.2.having...
Mar 1st